I know what you're thinking...you figured me for more of an Irish Setter or Labrador Retriever kind-of-guy. Well, you are right and I'm not happy about it. This annoying pipsqueek of a dog was thrown out of her previous home for numerous crimes and misdemeanors and came to live with us against my wishes and better judgement. She is an idiot and she has a brain the size of an acorn. Her name is Daisy. Yeah, I know, I know...she's cute as a button. Whatever.
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Aw! She's not an idiot! She is precious! She is just playing dumb to make you love her! Some men are intimidated by smart women! ;-)
Except for the brief online movie career, she is the Paris Hilton of dogs. She is prissy, selfish, unteachable, and she has delusions of grandeur. She is the kind of dog who would probably actually LIKE having her toenails painted and would gladly wear some hideous pink dog-sweater.
My previous comments may not have been entirely fair to Paris Hilton, who I do not actually know.
It is my opinion that the only way to maturity for any person is having to live with AT LEAST one idiot dog at some point in their life. So, congratulations.
Whom...whom I do not actually know.
Funny... we had an Irish Setter we named "Stupid." (He was clutzy and seemed to not be too aware of his surroundings.) So, I guess I am saying that there is no safety in going with any particular breed. --- You may not like this dog, but you just CAN'T get rid of her, can you?!?!?
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