The pastor, an avid golfer, was once taking part in a local benefit tournament. As he was preparing to tee off, the organizer of the tournament aproached him and pointed to the dark, threatening storm clouds looming in the near distance.
"Preacher," the organizer said, "I'll trust you'll see to it that the weather won't turn bad on us."
The pastor shook his head, sighted down the fairway. "Sorry," he replied. I'm in sales, not management."