Monday, September 15, 2008

THE END IS NEAR...and this video proves it. But don't watch it.

You know, in the future, when Brant Hansen tells me not to do something, I'll probably take his advice and abstain.  He warned me not to watch this video, but I did anyway.  So, it's too late for me and the damage has been done.  

But YOU, you still have a choice.  You can walk away...or click away, actually.  But whatever you do, don't watch this video.  Just don't.  And if you do, don't blame me, it's not my fault...I warned you.  It's Brant's fault or, more likely, Satan working through him.  Regardless, don't come crying to me.  Just be thankful that this is not your church and that you don't know these people personally.  Be very, very thankful.


This is surely a sign of the coming Apocalypse.

"Come quickly, Lord."

UPDATE:  Sadly, YouTube has pulled the video.  Evidently the copyright owner, The Way International, does not want anyone to see what kind of musical and theological shennanigans they are up to.  Trust me, it was really bad.  It's probably for the best.

ANOTHER UPDATE:  You can still find it here.  But, beware, there may be some kind of Jedi mind-control tricks employed by these folks.  Keep your Scofield NIV close at hand.


NP said...

Heeeeeeeeelllllllllppppppppp . . . I watched it!!!!!!!!!!!

NP said...

do you provide a link for counseling?

Barry Pike said...

I wanna get me one of them Truth keyboards. Yeah, that is some slick bidness, there.

IzzyBeth said...

Robert and I both watched it. MY EYES MY EYES!! The moonwalk? Are you kidding???

This is classic.

GPIKE said...

Paula and I visited a church that was eerily similar. We called it the Love Boat church. It was kind of like a time warp to a 70's variety show. I was laughing so hard I thought we were going to be asked to leave.

Anonymous said...

EWWWWWW! Barry, why'd you DO that? I'm going to have to tell my church choir director about this nifty idea. Might really perk things up on Sundays.

margova said...

Hey Barry! I know where you can score one of those fancy Truth keyboards.. Brook Mays sells em.. yup, right next to the Fender "Trena-casters." haha!